November 1, 2009

Why vampires suck... hair care

You girls out there may be quite enamored about vampires but do you know just how much time they spend in the bathroom making sure their hair is just right?

And too make matters worse, they can't see themselves in the mirror. What a bunch of reflectionless divas!

Really, if you girls want to find somebody that aren't so "high matinence" I might reccomend rock stars, tennis players, Mike Tyson, any child star and the male cast of "CSI: Los Angeles." You'd be better off.

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