November 16, 2009

Why vampires suck... rearview mirror

Vampires insurance rates are much higher than human beings since nobody can see them in the rear view mirror. And since they're usually like 300-400 years old, vampires drive slow, don't signal and generally hold up traffic. What a bunch of lame-os.

1 comment:

  1. you obviously didn't pay attention when you watched twilight....