Reasons why you're still single... you don't wear a suit to the bar

Guys, you might be sitting at home right now wondering why you're watching Stargate: Universe instead of making it with some hot chick. Well here's the reason...

When you go to the bar, you're wearing your freaking Chewbacca shirt instead of a suit. The next time you go out with your friends, make an effort to SUIT UP!

And I don't mean wear and nice untucked dress shirt. You need to freaking wear and actual suit. Tie. The full deal.

Then women will be all over you. Trust me. And be sure to pick ones that have daddy complexes.