January 21, 2010

Note to world, Susan Sarandon is not hot

So I get on the internet yesterday and log onto MSN and guess what I see? Susan Sarandon's breasts (covered, thank god) and a story saying "Susan Sarandon is still sexy at 63" ... what the hell Microsoft? Susan Sarandon was never sexy and the ravages of time have made her look like a prune from hell.

Not only is she old and not hot, but don't let her talk otherwise you'll be throwing something sharp.

When Tim Robbins broke up with her, he was probably like William Wallace... "FREEEEEEEDDDDDOOOMMMM!"

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