January 17, 2010

Reasons why you're still single... Cowboys fans

Since your team hasn't been good in nearly 20 years, I guess I really haven't experienced the explicit debauchery that is Cowboys fans because you've all been too embarrassed to brag about them. Now they've won one playoff game and apparently you think the 'Boys are the greatest thing since sliced bread.

So, Washington resident with a fake Texas accent and ten-gallon hat... just stop talking. Really.

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