January 13, 2010

Reasons why you're still single... Guy that's always good at board games

It's fun to have a game night until you show up with your limited edition six-sided dice and official scorekeeper's tablet. You always end up beating everyone in the room quite handily in card games, board games, video games and a unsanctioned street race.

Fan-Tastic... you ruin everybody's evening because you fist-pump after landing on Boardwalk and then forcing somebody's who's actually foreclosing in real life into bankrupcy.

Then you beat the one friend who lost both their hands in a dishwasher machine accident... yeah real stand-up move there guy. Hope you enjoy you sad pathetic life worshiping Milton Bradley.

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