Let me be the first to say that he has a bit of a problem. Those are some of the warning signs, but if you are also questioning what decade you think you're living in, here are some red flag warnings.
You're still asking people if they think OJ Simpson is innocent - Meanwhile, he's in jail still looking for the killer of Nicole Brown. Good job.
You're wearing a Colorado Rockies jacket along with a Charlotte Hornets basketball jersey - Two mainstay sports paraphernalia items that every 10-15 year-old wore during the 1990s.
Your still have to pump-up your shoes before you go out - They give you at least a foot of extra jumping height.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to go check out my new Alice in Chains record.