January 28, 2010

What the hell is this Tablet thingy?

Have you seen this crap Apple is coming out with? Look to your right at the next big thing for hipsters with black-rimmed glasses. The Apple Tablet - which is basically the further transition of reality into Star Trek: The Next Generation - has one button and a big touch screen.

That's right, if you want to right click, you're f-ed.

After months of hype and rumour-mongering that only seemed to get more intense the more tight-lipped Apple executives became, Jobs stepped on to a San Francisco stage yesterday to declare the opening of a whole new category of electronic device. Halfway between a smartphone and a portable computer, the touchscreen-operated iPad will provide a whole new way to buy books and newspapers, play games, watch films and TV shows and surf the web, he said.

"We want to kick off 2010 by introducing a truly magical and revolutionary product," he said. "It's so much more intimate than a laptop and so much more capable than a smart phone."

If I see one of those... I'm spilling coffee on it.

1 comment:

  1. 7 of 10 Trending Topics on Twitter right now are about Apple and the iPad - here's my favorite.
    "I wonder if Apple will release a red iPad once a month" - ZING!