February 10, 2010

Good Morning Cincy fans

Cincinnati fans can rejoice! They have a franchise savior headed their direction.

(Okay, maybe you guys should just keep drinking. Alot. Because if this happens, you'll want to blackout next season)

Chad Ochocinco is personally vouching for Terrell Owens to joining the Bengals, which seems like something of a paradox for me. Ochocinco is like Terrell Owens without all the baggage. He likes to show off, have a lot of fun while playing the game and generally making a spectical. However, unlike Owens, he doesn't drag the team down with his "antics."

Now you bring in the beast to Cincy, you'll have two diva wide receivers and one guaranteed meltdown on your hands. If this happens we need to have a reality tv crew follow the team around the entire year because we're going to see more squabbles and arguements than Jersey Shore - and that's saying a lot.

(For the record, I'm not a Bengals fan. It was a long night and apparently I had spilled gasoline on my shirt and a friend of mine let me borrow his Cincy jersey so I didn't smell like gas at the party. This story probably needs more explanation but I'm not going to give it.)

1 comment:

  1. Look! His hair matches the jersey!