February 9, 2010

Reasons why you're single... Super Bowl fan

You spend the entire length of the NFL season playing frisbee golf on Sundays, but once the Super Bowl rolls around you insist that you're the second coming of John Madden. Using the 24/7 coverage of the two teams leading up to the big game, you basically you re-puke everything Stu Scott tells you like it was some grand revelation that you came up with.

On Super Bowl Sunday, you will not shut up about both teams even though all your statements are generalized and don't actually have any substance to them. Then here's the kicker "Is Drew Brees new to the league?"

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