You don't know what a blue line is (is that a pregnancy test) and you're also an Oakland Raiders fan. When America beat Canada in a non-medal winning matchup during the winter olympics, you thought it would be the perfect time to buy a USA Hockey Jersey.
I mean, they've been good before right? Sometime in 1980 or something.
Not only that but now everyone of you twitter updates has to remind me when the US plays next during the olympics and how much Canada sucks. Nevermind if they play America again, the Canadians are going to go all Pearl Harbor on our butts and bomb us back to the stone age. Don't believe me? Do you see what they did to Russia right now? We're screwed
But hey you're a hockey fan right? Rooting for the ol' local NHL hockey team here in Washington State. It's somewhere in Seattle right? Is it the Red Wings?
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