Reasons why you're still single... Photography guy
You tell all your friends you're a photographer even though you work at the local seven eleven and take senior photos for high schoolers on the side. Your twitter and facebook name is "PhotoGuy" and you constantly are telling people that you're "editing photos" and "shooting some awesome shots"
Problem is, the only photos you have are the aforementioned high schoolers and some artsy hack crap of a bicycle chain. Congrats, you're not quite Pulitzer material yet.
And then when anyone asks you for info on wedding prices, you say minimum price is $3,000 and you'll give them a CD at the end of the night. Wow, you are truly a real man. I hope you can sleep with yourself at night.