David Aardsma throws a curve, literally

So apparently somebody has a photo of the DA's um... deputy DA if you catch my drift. Somebody sent a letter to the Seattle Met saying this:

To whom it may concern:

I have a photo of Seattle Mariners pitcher David Aardsma that may be of interest to your magazine publication. Sent to my phone directly from Mr. Aardsma (camera phone of Mr. Aardsma clearly displayed in the picture itself) showing subject in VERY compromising position (i.e. fully nude). Considering his marital status and prominent position in the Seattle community, this photo necessitates significant attention. Due to the recent media coverage of Tiger Woods' similar situation, this topic is rather timely & appropriate in nature.

If you have any interest in acquiring this photo, feel free to contact me through this email address. Thank you for your time.

M.S.

It's alright David, Greg Oden knows your pain.

(Found this on Deadspin)