April 24, 2010

Kevin Kennedy is fighting terrorism

So lets say you're former Red Sox manager Kevin Kennedy. Let's say you're on a plane. Let's say some crazy guy says he's going to blow up the plane.

Well then...

"When I stood up, he kind of stared me down," the 55-year-old Kennedy said. "I was probably 4 feet from him. As soon as he started to go for the cockpit door, we charged. We took him down. We tied him up. But it was not an easy takedown. We finally got him hogtied with seat belt extensions from the plane."

The terrorists are screwed if we find someway to clone Kevin Kennedy. He'll take them out quicker than Chuck Norris with a machine gun.

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