June 6, 2010

Reasons why you're still single... dishware

You've eaten off the same plastic plate for the past week (all peanut butter sandwiches, but the way) and use nothing but plastic items as silverware.

I mean do you really need actual dishware? That just equals washing dishes which equals work which equals stress which equals heart problems which equals death.

Real dishes = death.

Just saying. That's your reasoning.

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