July 27, 2010

Behold the power of Megazord!

You can rest easy tonight citizens of Spokane, the evil menace "Megazord" has been apprehended by Spokane Police. Thank god, I was about to call the Power Rangers.

SPOKANE, Wash. - Alleged graffiti artist Zakk M. Holder, aka Megazord, has been arrested. Spokane Police say that just after 5pm Monday night, Officer Shaney Redmon arrested and booked Holder into the Spokane County Jail on a City Malicious Mischief misdemeanor charge.

Holder's past criminal history is full of similar charges of malicious mischief. Police say Holder prides himself on tagging any piece of property located in downtown Spokane with "Megazord" and similar monikers. According to police Holder spray paints "Megazord" or "OSN" or "MZ" in different variations. He has allegedly caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to downtown business properties over the past four years.

Anytime somebody is named "Zakk" you know you're going to have some serious issues. Luckily, we no long have to worry about him going all sharpie on our bar bathroom bulletin boards.

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