Good Morning! Glacier Park Edition

Glacier Park is...

1. Is where I've seen the biggest concentration of people in the entire state of Montana. It's also the only place in the state where I've seen a traffic jam.

2. The one place in the United States where bears can get drivers licenses. They also have a labor union.

3. Is only slightly smaller than the outfield for Safeco Field. Good thing the M's built their team around pitching and no offense whatsoever.

4. Is like Canada without hockey, Canadians, poorly maintained roads and a terrible health care system.

5. Is the only place where Starr Jones could go to feel small.