July 10, 2010

Lebron's new teammates

So Lebron has basically pissed everybody off for taking less money to play with friends and a better shot at a championship. Sure, he sure rubbed salt in the wound with a tv special, but nobody is perfect right? So Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade and Lebron will each make around $100 million for six years. That means Miami's space for other players is slightly limited. Hence their roster for this year...

Bill Murray - Whoah, whoah, whoah, he doesn't play defense.

Jose Conseco - I just don't want him to get killed celebrity boxing Nancy Kerrigan.

Tweety Bird - Certainly this bird has more durability than Dwayne Wade.

Norbit -
Well she is in better shape than Shaq.

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