August 2, 2010

Shark Week and Arbor Daze

It's Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. That means lots of programs about sharks.

Now I enjoy shark week, but we at Just South of North have been thinking about other things that we could do to rival shark week. Here's what we've come up with:

- Grizzly Week: Big. Scary. Bears. Yep, you have my attention.

- Squirrel Week: Funny little creatures that are crazy. Plus, I say we have a "squirrel cam" that is attached to a squirrel. Could you imagine the footage?!?! Awesome.

- Tree Week: And we could feature Arbor Daze. The joke movie mocked up by Tim Allen. Hilarious. Plus, Brandon has a bumper sticker that says "Hug a Logger. You'll never go back to trees." So we could make him the Grand Marshall of the shows.

- Bacon Week: Who doesn't love bacon? Well, besides pigs. Wait, I think even they like it. Isn't that some form of cannibalism?

- Brandon Week: A week dedicated to Brandon. Ok, now that no one would watch. Bazinga!

Better yet, I just thought of the best week ever!

- Bear Week: This would be everything bear! Grizzly bears, polar bears, black bears, care bares, yogi bear, Bear Grylls, everything! And we'd of course have the Barenaked Ladies be the honorary band of the event. Are they still around?

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