September 2, 2010

Reasons why you're a horrible human... volleyball dad

Listen, I get it. Parents like to cheer on their kids. That's completely acceptable and cool. No prob. But don't act like Mr. Volleyball Dad.

This guy breaks down the volleyball game like he's John Madden even though you can tell he knows nothing about the actual game. He waits until the crowd gets quiet before he yells something that's subtly negative towards his kid. Wonderful parenting.

Then the snide comments about the other team starts. Then he starts either sneaking sips of alcohol from his flask or is just going insane because he starts to make noises like "YEAAAAAAAAAHHRHRHRHHH!" and "WOOOOOOOOOHHHHPPPPP!"

Is... that... Howard Dean?

He quirps at the kid like they should be professional athletes and in general makes everyone around him feel very akward.

Good job! Way to be that guy! I'm so glad you were from the other team and I don't have to deal with you on a regular basis.

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