We're screwed

Just learned this little nugget. Apparently Grizzly Bears are breeding with Polar Bears in Canada. That means that in just a short time, they will be coming down to Canada Jr... Montana.

Let me repeat that. POLAR BEARS AND GRIZZLY BEARS ARE CROSS BREEDING. In other words, I'm screwed as a living human being. Did you ever see those cut Polar Bears in the Coca-Cola commercials? Everyone thought it was funny, what I saw were giant bears with a propensity for carbonated beverages. Now if they are cross-breeding with Grizzly Bears, that means we have a bunch of large, mean, bears walking around wanting my Coca-Cola.

Looks like I'm switching to Pepsi.