September 9, 2011

Things that work better than Peyton Manning's neck

1. The U.S. Economy
2. The internet in Montana.
3. Jennifer Gardner's film career.
4. M. Night Shyamalan's last three movies.
5. Tim Couch's NFL career.
6. Mel Gibson's anger management counselor.
7. FEMA's response to Hurricane Katrina.
8. C.C. Sabatha's nutritionist.
9. Rush Limbaugh's stint on ESPN.
10. Paul Wulff's coaching career at WSU.

Any other suggestions?


  1. The Seattle Mariners, construction on I-90 through Spokane, French military battle plans, John McCain's 2008 campaign...

  2. Osama Bin Laden's human shield, Martin Short's sex appeal, and there's a horse head in my bed. Oh crap.

  3. I think it's Jennifer Garner....