Things that work better than Peyton Manning's neck
1. The U.S. Economy
2. The internet in Montana.
3. Jennifer Gardner's film career.
4. M. Night Shyamalan's last three movies.
5. Tim Couch's NFL career.
6. Mel Gibson's anger management counselor.
7. FEMA's response to Hurricane Katrina.
8. C.C. Sabatha's nutritionist.
9. Rush Limbaugh's stint on ESPN.
10. Paul Wulff's coaching career at WSU.