November 26, 2012

Ways not to mow the lawn

Maybe the photo on the right illustrates just how lazy Americans have become, and is yet another example of our impending doom.

I mean, mowing the lawn takes a lot of energy, right? Standing there, pushing a small engine back and forth. You might break a sweat doing it. Heavens!

Luckily the Rooter Scooter comes into play and all this lady has to worry about is checking her diabetes afterwards. I do have one question about all this though. Does she have to clean off her scooter when all the grass gets on it?

If you want to mow the lawn like a real american, I suggest you just buy one of these  lawn mowers. 

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