September 7, 2008

Reasons why you're still single

- You celebrated after scoring the game-tying touchdown, causing referees to flag you and back the extra point up 15 yards. Then the extra point is missed. COUGH COUGH Jake Locker COUGH COUGH

- You're a Wazzu fan.

- You're an EWU grad but you wont buy season tickets this season to their football games. Actually, you'll probably just buy up 15 seats in the student section once they make the Div. I-AA playoffs.

- You're a Nebraska Cornhusker fan.

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