- The old-timers don't talk about "that winter in '54 that made this look like a tropical vacation."- The weatherman says that we'll be warming up next week and the high tempretures are still a good ten to 15 degrees below freezing.
- Outside pets are picketing to be let inside.
- Inside pets are making fun of them.
- Fans at football stadiums are making snowmen in the seats where fans didn't show up.
- Suddenly luxury suites in those stadiums don't seem so evil.
- Every guy (and woman) in your town decides to start resembling Al Borland.
- Watching football games in sunny Florida makes you angry.
- So angry in fact that you hope that every warm weather team in the NFL loses in the playoffs (Why do you think the Packers, have such a large fan base? Because they're not pusses when it comes to snow).
- Canada asks the borders to be shut down because they're letting a cold draft in.
- Brett Farve decides to wear a sweatshirt.
- You start to envy fat people because they have more padding.
- You ask for your beer to be served "hot."
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