I've decided to be an extremely sexist person and write several reasons why it rocks to be a guy. Please do not be offended by this, I don't want to get sued because I have no actual money for a lawyer.So without further delay, here is the ten reasons why it rocks to be a guy.
1. Childbirth - I don't think a single guy could bear the pain of delivering a baby. We'll pass on this one.
2. Short lines at the rest room - Otherwise there would be a lot of guys standing around peeing on fire hydrants.
3. How many nude guy scenes do you see in movies - exactly, we don't have to see that.
4. High Heels - the most extremely uncomfortable shoes on the face of the planet are strictly for girls. I'm glad I don't actually know this from experience.
5. That time of the month - Thank god we don't have to go through this. Seriously THANK GOD. Can I say it again? THAAAAANK GOD.
6. Bras - What? They seem like they would be uncomfortable, that's all.
7. It's cool for a guy to wear a hat - Where as girls have to spend a lot of detail on their hair. Guys would never be on time to anything if they always had to do something with their hair in the mornings. Thank goodness for my Boston Red Sox cap.
8. Dresses - A bit drafty, eh?
9. PMS - All guys really have to deal with when they get old is buying their Viagra and drinking prune juice.
10. Bathing Suites - Let me put it this way, what NFL lineman would you like to see squeeze into a two piece?
... please don't hate me.
Too bad high heels were invented by a guy and guys wore them around before women.
ReplyDelete1. I wouldn't know from experience but I've heard that men aren't strong enough to handle childbirth....
ReplyDelete2. If you've ever wondered why it takes us so long in the restroom...............
3. no comment.
4. High heels really aren't uncomfortable if you buy the right ones. And, they were an invention by a man to make a woman's butt look big... so if you aren't into big butts, don't worry about your woman in heels.
5. You are so blessed not to have a time of the month. It controls our lives for five to seven days.
6. Oh bras. Have you ever heard the term Wonder Bra? Yes, it works wonders..... I'd like you to find a woman that is bothered by wearing a bra.
7. But girls can wear hats, too?
8. Dresses can be fun to wear. And we like to look at it as, "Oh I'm wearing a dress on a date with a cute boy that may provide me with his jacket when I get cold." (:
9. PMS really doesn't bother us the way it bothers the people around us....
10. It's not our faults we have two places that need to be covered up while swimming. You only have one area that needs to be covered up. Otherwise it's called "indecent exposure."
....I don't hate you.