I've decided to be an extremely sexist person and write several reasons why it rocks to be a guy. Please do not be offended by this, I don't want to get sued because I have no actual money for a lawyer.So without further delay, here is the ten reasons why it rocks to be a guy.
1. Childbirth - I don't think a single guy could bear the pain of delivering a baby. We'll pass on this one.
2. Short lines at the rest room - Otherwise there would be a lot of guys standing around peeing on fire hydrants.
3. How many nude guy scenes do you see in movies - exactly, we don't have to see that.
4. High Heels - the most extremely uncomfortable shoes on the face of the planet are strictly for girls. I'm glad I don't actually know this from experience.
5. That time of the month - Thank god we don't have to go through this. Seriously THANK GOD. Can I say it again? THAAAAANK GOD.
6. Bras - What? They seem like they would be uncomfortable, that's all.
7. It's cool for a guy to wear a hat - Where as girls have to spend a lot of detail on their hair. Guys would never be on time to anything if they always had to do something with their hair in the mornings. Thank goodness for my Boston Red Sox cap.
8. Dresses - A bit drafty, eh?
9. PMS - All guys really have to deal with when they get old is buying their Viagra and drinking prune juice.
10. Bathing Suites - Let me put it this way, what NFL lineman would you like to see squeeze into a two piece?
... please don't hate me.
