Duke is in the sweet sixteen and now we've got some serious issues. They win three more games and their national champs. That cannot happen, in fact, I would rather watch these things than another Duke championship:(1) Rosanne Barr. Naked.
(2) The women's NCAA Tournament.
(3) A sequel to Battlefield Earth
(4) Howie Long berate another truck owner for using his man step.
(5) Any Simpson's episode involving Lisa as the main focus.
(6) A Seattle Mariners spring training game and the commentary that follows it talking about how their AA prospect looked so good in two and a third innings.
(7) A documentary on what Christian Laettner is doing these days.
(8) Adam Morrison crying at mid-court again.
(9) Jessica Simpson drink beers and eat ribs.
(10) Dickie V rattle on and on about the ACC.
Villanova is my second favorite basketball team this week. And if they lose, either Pittsburgh or Xavier will be.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Duke needs four wins.
I have at least one to add: Getting mauled by a bear who gets scared off before he finishes the job and then slowly get picked to pieces by vultures.
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