Duke is in the sweet sixteen and now we've got some serious issues. They win three more games and their national champs. That cannot happen, in fact, I would rather watch these things than another Duke championship:(1) Rosanne Barr. Naked.
(2) The women's NCAA Tournament.
(3) A sequel to Battlefield Earth
(4) Howie Long berate another truck owner for using his man step.
(5) Any Simpson's episode involving Lisa as the main focus.
(6) A Seattle Mariners spring training game and the commentary that follows it talking about how their AA prospect looked so good in two and a third innings.
(7) A documentary on what Christian Laettner is doing these days.
(8) Adam Morrison crying at mid-court again.
(9) Jessica Simpson drink beers and eat ribs.
(10) Dickie V rattle on and on about the ACC.