Good God! Is that Felix Hernandez's music?

Felix Hernandez and I are the same age. The only difference between us is he can pitch seven scoreless innings and allow only four hits whereas I can finish a Meat Lover's Skillet at Sherry's in about three minutes.

We're now 16 games in of the "The Improbable Dream" and the Mariners keep winning games. Coming off a drubbing to the Tampa Bay Rays last night - Hernandez manned up today, scratch that, he put the Mariners on his jock and carried them to victory.

Seattle committed three errors, THREE, and a team that in renowned for manufacturing runs out of nothing could not cross home plate.

Brandon Morrow, despite looking like he was losing control of his bowel functions out on the mound, picked up his fifth save of the season. If I were a Mariners fan, I can't decide if I would be terrified to death that Morrow had the ball in tight situations or confident. You just don't know what you'll get with him.

By the way, keep winning M's, by all means beat every team in the AL East you can except for the Red Sox.