There are some people out there that you just don't want them seeing your Facebook profile. And since the site went public where you don't need a college or high school email to join, the amount of creepy adults getting onto the site has increased ten-fold.Luckily, we're creepy here at Just South of North so we know what to look for when it comes to guys you shouldn't add to your friends list on Facebook.
Dad - Because those shots of you doing Patrone shots between two topless women just isn't going to fly.
Oh who am I kidding, Casey and I did not have that wild of a college life, make that taking shots of Mike's Hard Lemonade between two guys dressed like Zelda.
Anyone that looks like a serial killer - Look at the photo above. Burn that into you mind. Now don't add anyone that looks like this.
50-year old single guys that keep inviting you to their "parties" - If you're female and he's the only one you're inviting, yeah that's a problem.
That kid from high school that ate his own dandruff - Chances are he still eats it, and actually puts up photos of this on Facebook.
Guys that list hobbies as "Making human skin lampshades" and "tucking my privates and pretending to be a woman" - This should raise a red flag.
That super liberal person in class - Because you're going to get a half-million application invites to "Save the Cockroaches" and they'll update their status roughly every 14 seconds.
Casey and Brandon - Because Casey likes to leave random messages about squirrels on everyone's wall, and I will always tag embarrassing photos of you on Facebook.
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