How could you hate this man? The 5'9" 170 pound wonder that won the AL MVP award last season and is apparently a wearer of the green Holiday Inn shirt when he likes to get his crunk on. And the second baseman for the Red Sox says stuff like this...
Tomorrow, perhaps leery of feeding a rivalry whose coverage in the tabloid press alone accounts for the destruction of several spotted owl habitats, Pedroia will ask that his comments about A-Rod be stricken from the record. ("That guy," he will say, pausing for a moment to find the right word, "is a dork.") But at this moment, here in the shade of the clubhouse, he is expansive.
A-Rod a dork? Thank you Dustin Pedroia, that's all I need to know for this upcoming season. I'm going to go out, get myself a Holiday Inn shirt, crank Tessie and Shipping off to Boston and find a Yankees fan to pick on.
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