Things not to do in an Irish Pub

We spent time in a Seattle Irish Pub before the Sounders game on Saturday and discovered a few rules that you should follow...

Expect a low calorie menu - Things you'll never see at an Irish Pub... salad, tofu and organic foods.

Order a light beer - There's a below-21 club around the corner. We'd suggest you go there.

Mention something about the English - because they have bad teeth and horrible taste in cars.

Ask for someone to change the Flogging Molly to some Young Jeezy - Have you ever felt a bottle broke over your head? Because you're about to feel it.

Forget the name of the waitress - Your beer will be warm. 

Tell the waitress to "get to work" - Yikes, now your beer wont come at all.

Tell the person next to you that you hate Guinness - That's like saying Apple Pie in un-American.

Ask the bartender where all these ruffians came from - Those are Irish people.

Ask the bartender to turn on the Yankees game - Only Red Sox games belong on the tube.