Top 10 signs you are a New York Yankees fan

Those loyal readers of Just South of North know that Brandon is a die hard Red Sox fan. So much so that at age 12 he permanently died his hair red. By being a Sox fan he also must not like the Yankees. Nay, he must despise the Yankees. Which he does quite well.

Me on the other hand, I just follow baseball cause there is nothing else to do in the summer sportswise. I just follow sports. Heck, I could even tell you who was in the snake wrangler championship in Kansas City, Missouri last summer. Yeah, without football my sporting world crumbles.

But there is one thing I do know, I don't like the Yankees. Why you might ask? Well, because I don't like dynasties.

So here you go, the JustSON Top 10 signs you are a New York Yankees fan: (we like lists of 10 around here)

10. You don't bend the bill on your baseball cap. Oh, and you leave the stickers on which is really dumb.

9. You root for Gonzaga. These go pretty much hand and hand.

8. You dress your kids up in all Yankees gear all the time. The poor little guys are screwed. They'll be forced into the evilness that is the Yankees.

7. You use Axe Body Spray. And to top it off, you think it will actually attract the women to you. That stuff smells like cat urine. (Editor's note: Cat urine actually smells better)

6. You wear whitey tighties.

5. You have a barbed wire tattoo around your calf or arm. Yeah, you're one tough guy now. Now be a man and root for a real team.

4. You "pop" your collar. Enough said.

3. You always, always, always wear a bluetooth headset. Going into the movies, got it in. At church, yep, still in. On the beach, you know it. Nothing says New York fan like the bluetooth.

2. Your profile pic on facebook shows you at a winter party with your shirt off. And you're flexing. And you're not buff. And we can see your ribs you're so scrawny. And you're hat is backward. I bet it's a Yankee's hat.

1. You live in New York. Who lives there? I'll tell you who. The Assistant to the Traveling Secretary for the New York Yankees Who's that? This guy:

Here's our scale. You get one point for each of the list that you do:

1-3: You're still a fan. I'd rather hangout with the snake wranglers than you.
4-6: You're not allowed in Boston.
7-9: Why? That is just wrong. And I bet you stink cause of the Axe Body Spray.
10: You have Derek Jeter's profile tattooed on your left butt cheek.