A North Carolina teen tried to rob a store with a banana. Yes Gwen Stefani, that is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Anyway, this kid shoved a banana under his shirt and tried to rob the store. Needless to say, he was stopped.
And best of all while he was waiting for cops to arrive he ate the evidence.
That got me thinking. If I was robbing someone with an item other than a gun, what would I say?
A stick- Stick 'em up!
Ok, that was an easy one. How about this.
A grape- Grape me your money! Don't just stain there!
Bad, I know.
One more? OK.
A shoe- Don't move or I'll shoe! I said don't move! I'm not afraid to shoe you!
Sorry, I'm tired tonight but hey, on a better note (way better I promise) Blink 182 announced their 2009 reunion tour.
'One-Way Ticket to Boneville' will actually be stopping in Seattle on September 10. I'm not sure when the tickets go on sale but the guys will be out at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington.
I worked out there for four years as a summer job (pretty sweet summer gig) and saw them when they toured with No Doubt. It was an amazing show. I'm thinking a Northern Rangers video. How about you?
And they're with Weezer so it could go down as the best tour of all time.
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