May 19, 2009

Mariner fans, the gig is up, your bullpen sucks

FSN jinxed last night's game by flashing the "the Seattle Mariners have the third best bullpen ERA in the American League" graphic.

Well now they're sixth in the league thanks to a 10-6 loss to the LA Angels of Anaheim.

Sure, Jarod Washburn gave up a three-run double to Tori Hunter in a five-run fifth inning, but the bullpen - which has been a roller coaster so far this year - didn't make anything better. Don't try to trump up a team's strengths in areas that are actually its weakness.

And I understand stats are stats in baseball but don't tell me for a second that the Mariners have the third best bullpen in the league. Not even close, people knew coming into this season that (a) all Seattle has was right-handers that could throw nothing but fastballs and (b) Brandon Morrow was going to be the closer.

We'll he's unreliable at best as a closer and everyone else in the bullpen could be trusted as much as a timeshare salesman. Your 2009 Seattle Mariners!

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  2. Yes, but you have to wonder what's worse, a terrible bullpen that's performed above expectations (for now) or a man from the Evergreen State rooting for the Red Sox.

    It's hard to love the Mariners, I understand. But the freaking Red Sox? That's like watching Schindler's List and rooting for the Nazis.

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