I had to shave my chin because of Kevin Youkilis

So at the start of the season, Dylan Kitzan and I had sworn to not shave our rather wispy goatees until Kevin Youkilis had his batting average dip below .400. Well that happen today in a 13-0 loss to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Youkilis went 0-2 and now has an average of .395.

And my goatee was doing such a good job of covering my second chin...