Intervention everyday

My brother-in-law was watching Intervention today. In case you've never watched this show, it is about people who are sat down for interventions for various things. Mainly drugs.

That got me thinking, what would be some interventions that have been overlooked.

1. Bert, it is getting out of hand that you wear those silly Micky Mouse ears everywhere. Intervention.

2. Bert, put away the World of Warcraft. We haven't seen you in 3 months. Intervention.

3. Bert, you haven't washed your feet in a month. You stink. Intervention.

4. Bert, when you eat burritos, you fart a lot. Those stink worse than your feet. Intervention.

5. Bert, you've taken the ceramic cat collection a bit far. You can't even get out of your house. Intervention.

6. Bert, you can't tap dance. Stop wearing the shoes around and trying on everything. Intervention.

7. Bert, Just South of North is a real Web site! Now I need an intervention on yelling!

8. Bert, you update your Twitter even in your sleep. Intervention.

9. Bert, along those same lines your facebook page is burned into the monitor. Intervention.

10. Bert, you do not look good in the tangerine speedo. Intervention.