May 18, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... Grocery Shopping

Your grocery list looks like this...

1. Top Raumen
2. Apples (Because Washington has great Apples)
3. Chow Mein
4. Four Frozen Microwavable Dinners.
5. Beef Jerky.
6. Powerade (Need the Electrolytes)
7. Captain Crunch
8. Lays Potato Chips
9. Coffee Singles
10. Chicken McNuggets (Microwaveable)
11. Candy Bars
12. Angels and Demons (Reading Material)
13. Cheese Sticks
14. Fruit Snacks
15. Pop Tarts

... Yikes

1 comment:

  1. When I moved here in 1991, I thought Washington's apples would be applicious, but I was ironically, sadly, disappointed by their apples...

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