Reasons why you're still single... Star Trek Movies

You purchased the trilogy set of Star Trek II, III and IV at Walmart with a plan to someday watch them all in succession.

That's close to seven straight hours of Star Trek.

Yep, chances are not only are you still single, but you've probably never had a girlfriend. And your mom taking you to prom does not count.

By the way, Star Trek II's best line:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"