July 9, 2009

Bortolo Colon apparently is a Michael Jackson fan

Major League pitcher Bartolo Colon apparently went missing (no joke) and nobody could get a hold of him two days before he was slated to make a start. He didn't go to South America to have an affair like some US governors, he was mourning the death of Michael Jackson according to White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen

"I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan," Guillen said. "He might [watch] the TV and cry all day long. Maybe he is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can't find him. When he gets to Charlotte, Oney (Guillen's son) will call me to say he's there.

"Nobody knows how big of a Jackson fan Colon was. I'm serious. He might be depressed a little bit."

The White Sox say he will pitch tonight. Let us all take a moment of silience for the box of donuts that was ravaged by Colon during the Michael Jackson ceromony.

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