Also referred to as shorts - this is a sure-fire way to ensure that you will be a virgin for the rest of your life.Nothing says I shop at Walmart for everything, I drive a car that's held together with bailing twine and I haven't seen any form of media in ten years to realize that jean shorts have been thrown into the dumpster fire of fashion suckage.
And what is with it being an unwritten rule that jean shorts have to be about four sizes too small so we get to see the full shape-age of a dude's undercarriage? I mean, really? You think that's attractive or something? You think people like that? ARRG.
Just throw your Man Card into the sea and jean it up. Gross.
Yeah, that's disgusting. What's most impressive is how deep in a hole his head must have been burried and for how long to maintain that mullet without being discouraged by all the derision.
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