Reasons why you're still single... coffee

It's alright if you like your coffee in the morning, but throwing stuff around the office, shoving co-worker's children and demanding to see the person that is in charge of your "prison" might be a little much.

Oh and fire-bombing that Denny's because all they had at decaf was a tad on the extreme side.

But we're not judging or anything. You just won't get a date.