Reasons why you're still single... Harry Potter

You're a dude, and you're excited for the upcoming Harry Potter movie. Listen, I know baseball is the only thing keep sports fans alive right now, but the lull in action is no excuse to jump off the deep end and get pumped up for movies based on children's books.

It's just not right, nor is it natural.

And while guys may do this as a ploy to go on a date, don't be fooled, girls are taking you to Harry Potter for the sole reason of not going alone.

Why?

Because they like Harry Potter and they are single as well.