July 20, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... Michael Vick fan

Oh boy, where do we go from here now that Michael Vick is officially a free man.

Will he be in the NFL? There's got to be a franchise out there that wants to give him a shot right?

Hmmm, don't jump the gun so quickly, here are some things that may stop some teams from signing him.

(1) He's been out of the game for two years, and for a position based on timing and mental skill - that's tough. Who know's how good he'll be.

(2) Any team that would sign him would immediatly be fire-bombed by PETA. Because that's what they do.

(3) He wasn't that good to begin with. An exciting player... but in terms of actual performance at QB, not so good.

(4) He killed dogs for years and then lied about it. Is this the kind of character you want on your team?

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