July 3, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... you're a sports writer that still thinks people care about steroids

On the eve of our nation's celebration of independence, what better way to do that than take steroids and play baseball?

Tonight, Manny Ramirez will return from his 50-game suspension for doings roids and no doubt cause a bunch of old fart sports writers to ham out some self-righteous columns.

Spare us guys, we've already heard it. Maybe you should concentrate on why the heck nobody reads your newspapers anymore.

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