Reasons why you're still single... Replica Jersey

You show up to a pickup game of basketball wearing a new replica jersey, just so you can look cool around your friends.

Nevermind it's impractical, you look like a complete idiot, and one rip will send that jersey into the dumpster. Whatever, you were ignored as a kid and need some attention.

But to show up wearing an ATLANTA BRAVES replica jersey to a pickup game. Wrong sport, and even worse jersey choice. Let's hope it wasn't a Chipper Jones jersey either.