The Cougars are 45-point underdogs today against the University of Southern California, meaning that the Trojans are more likely to lose against a collection of tackle dummies than Washington State University athletes.
However, things could be worse, I've come up with a list of underdogs more hopeless than the WSU Cougars.
Poland VS Germany, 1939 - The Polish had horses, the Germans had tanks.
A seagull VS a black hole - The bright side on this is that perhaps the black hole is some sort of portal to a seagull heavan where it's just one big park populated with old people handing out bread crumbs.
A 40-year old man VS Male pattern baldness - Ask Karl Malone. This is a hopeless fight.
VHS VS DVD - Think of it this way, how many VHS tapes have you bought in the last five years.
Pedophile VS Chris Hansen - On Dateline, Hansen lays down the law against Chi-mos. WSU will be shoved to the ground and handcuffed in the very same way.
Dogs VS Michael Vick - Oh wait, too soon?