October 19, 2009

Montana Grizzlies coach is un-American and a hater of freedom

Well, this just makes me hate Montana even more.

It started when the Kaimin, UM's student paper, published an investigation on an alleged assault by two players. Coach Bobby Hauck, a gaping vagina of the highest order, made his displeasure known in his press conferences.

At a recent weekly news conference, a Kaimin reporter asked Hauck whether he was going to continue rotating quarterbacks.

"You want something from me now?" replied Hauck. "You've got to be kidding me."

A Missoulian sportswriter immediately followed up with the same question, to which Hauck provided an answer.

At the following week's news conference, the Kaimin reporter again asked a question - this one on how the Grizzly defense would defend against the speed of an opposing running back.

Hauck's reply: "I'll give you this, you're persistent. Who's next?"

Awww pwoor little Haucky, things not going your way? Maybe there's a reason he's in Montana - he can't stand media criticism nor can he keep his players under control. Sorry bud, you can't expect everybody to treat you like a god in Missoula.

Faced with this stonewalling, the paper did what they had to do. For the homecoming Gameday publication, which usually profiles a Grizzly player, they ran a feature on a coach for the opposing Cal Poly.

Awesome, I may send a guest commentary to the paper after this.

Oh and after looking at the eGriz.com forum posts, the normal Montana fan

(a) doesn't give a rats ass about freedom of the press.
(b) probably would like to see their football players run the paper.
(c) think that everybody should bow down to the awesomeness of the Griz football team.

Good God they're delusional.

1 comment:

  1. After reading this article, I wouldn't give the hymen...er kaimin an interview either. Things haven't changed since I was there in '80.
    just sayin.......