Reasons why you're still single... biker guy

You're a biker guy that passes cars just to be first in line at the stoplight on your Suzuki hunk of crap.

Problem is, you're wearing a "Harley Davidson Forever" shirt, along with a glittery helmet and pajama pants.

Yikes, and then you looked over at a car full of high school girls and gave them the business with your eyes as you sped off.

Wow.